It all starts in a dark lock up, somewhere in Wales...

Shall we start with a story? It's always nice to start with a story.....it all begins in a dark lock-up somewhere in Wales....a father and son stripping down....taking off all its pieces..plenty of tiny little rings..."Hello boys, would you like a warm drink of ....whatever?"

come together...WHOOOSH...back into some hole

..don't worry, I'll try and reveal all by the end of the lecture

...never met it before, you're thinking, 'not in the way he's done it.....'

I'll split you in half...if you need anything just pipe up...okay, HAVE I SATISFIED YOU?

quite kinky.......I was talking to a nurse the other day

...it's smooth, pretty smooth, pretty okay, doesn't do anything nasty to you....

a smooth, dome-like curve, like a beautiful Welsh hill...