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(another brilliant opening line) "Open Up, Please!"
"you can strip anything down, but can you make a [w]hole?...."
"...which opens the field for me to...."
[scottish accent] "I cannae get hold of iiiee!"
"going back to basics to get the breast possible approximation"
[after a student exploded at the use of breast] "I take it that was funny, was it?"
"If I come to the right or if I come to the left on the other hand"
"...sometimes you have no choice but to take it from the right"
"If you look at this erect triangle"
"forward, backward, you may have no alternative!"
"you may say 'oh, I can go both sides, and start doing things there' " (advice on sexuality?)
"far tighter, far stronger, far more useful...." (what's he talking about...your depraved will decide)
"h cannot be big.....but something else could be..."
"get inside there, and you're absolutely shafted"
"see the vertical shaft, there?"
"I hope my choice of phrasing hasn't upset anyone, have I upset anyone. I like to keep you guys entertained...." (he's doing well!)
(classic opener) "OK Gays!" (Freudian slip?)
"right, I'll just fiddle with it appropriately..." (back turned, ostensibly altering the lighting, is he fiddling with the light switch or should the boys on the front row be worried?)
"I think you'd find they'd give you the bum steer"
"..coming at the right speed, at the right time..." / "Am I coming at the right speed, at the right time?"
"If it looks like a load of wazz, it usually is" ... later "you can bet your ruddy boots it is!"
"I have the feeling that we're in touch (with each other), aren't we?"
"I can shoot through this....at a reasonable speed"
"We'll do this Military Style..."
"if you can, in the tight confines of that corner....form a tight...ring"
"there are 7 different rotational positions" (really, I can only think of about 5...)
"I won't assume anyone to be an item....but stand behind each other!"
"Is that going to meet your needs? SAY YES!"
"This is your second hour of sitting down and receiving, and this is my second hour of giving"
"I'd prefer it with the lights on...."
"..larger than anything you've ever experienced..." (the class size? or something else.....)
"..tossing a coin..." (ostensibly miming flipping a coin, looks more like another kind of 'tossing')
"what's the probability of getting [a] head?"
"does it need to be harder, faster?"
"Don't worry, it gets hard of its own accord...." (a classic end too!)
